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Season 11, Episode 3: Writing on the Wall

Nothing will crash a night of frivolity like a disembodied hand writing cryptic words on the wall. In this episode, Daniel is called out of his 50 year retirement to do what he does best - interpret. In exchange for a new purple robe, it's Daniel's job to set the record straight as to whether God is for or against the use of sacred, ceremonial goblets as the nice china.


The Cast


Jared Leto


Saoirse Ronan

King Nebuchadnezzar

Jules Winnfield (aka Samuel L. Jackson)

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